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Thursday
Aug262010

How to shoot a compound bow...




Beautiful woman firing a compound bow Her form is perfect!

Archery at its finest. Elbow up in the proper position, target locked in, and lots of arches for the observers to look at. I wouldn't be entirely surprised to find out that just off camera is another person with his "bow" trying to dot up a certain, unnamed target. This archer also has a lower back tattoo, it appears. I learned from a very smart movie that that might as well be the bullseye.

Also, I hope I'm not the only person thinking of that side-boob episode of 'Family Guy.' I mean, Peter Griffin would probably think that's really quality side-boob.
Sunday
Jul252010

Intimate Conversation



by Brittany on July 25, 2010


Andy!

What?

I just took my bra off in bed. You didn’t even roll over. When you were 18 you would have been all over me.

That was over 10 years ago. I know what boobies look like now.

Like they’re made of professional women’s basketball? Because you’re not even a little bit excited right now.

You always take your bra off in bed. You toss it towards the end of the mattress so I wake up with it tangled around my ankles. But, you know what, I actually am excited. Excited you threw it on the floor this time so I don’t wake up like David Carradine. It’s like I need a safe word to sleep.

Wow.

I’m just tired. I’ve been up for over 20 hours helping to get the boat in the water. I’m too exhausted to be excited.

I even shaved, and it took 30 minutes because Jude flushed the toilet three times, and the water turned freezing cold, and all my leg hair regrew, so I had to shave twice.

Is that why you have the baby pads stuck to your legs?


I’m assuming you mean pantyliners, because babies don’t menstruate, that’s gross. And, shaving over goosebumps is hard, Andy, band aids were too small to stop the blood.

Ah, ok, well rain check. Tomorrow when the kids nap. I gotta get some sleep.

Whatever. My legs will be all stubbly by then.

*passive aggressive roll over and pillow fluff*

You smell like chicken nuggets

The boys had happy meals for dinner, I ate one. Plus, my elbow feels sticky. Probably sweet and sour sauce.

Ahhh.

Yup.

Mmmm…do you still wanna mess around?

Oh my God I hate you.

Chicken Nuggets are Sexy!
Monday
May242010

Jen McCreight | Boobquake Presentation

Jen McCreight, of Boobquake fame, gives a really good talk on the genesis of Boobquake, and her view on feminism and modern, young feminists. She seems to be very thoughtful. I feel that young people like this can give us all a lot of hope that perhaps things really are getting better all the time. The video is a bit long, but well worth it.

Jen McCreight - Boobquake Presentation from Bruce Critelli on Vimeo.
Wednesday
Apr282010

Boobquake Update | The Boobs may have caused a quake!

It turns out, on the fateful day of Boobquake, there was, in fact, an Earthquake in Taiwan... Coincidence? You decide...





Either way, you can read more about Boobquake and a lot more awesomeness over at BlagHag, the blog of the Boobquake originator, Jen McCreight.
Monday
Apr262010

Boobquake!



Never heard of Boobquake? Allow me to bring you abreast of the issue. Apparently, Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said that the immodest dress of women increases the number of earthquakes.

So Purdue senior Jennifer McCreight encouraged women to let it all hang out on Monday to test this theory. Something like 45,000 people joined the online pledge to titillate earthquakes into happening. Here are Jennifer’s latest blog post as of this posting and the Boobquake Facebook page.