Twitter Weekly Updates

• First day back at work... #


• Philly needs to stop playing like bums. #


• Let's Go Phillies! #


• Hopes the Yankees all burn in the eternal pits of hell. #


• Go Uteley! #


• I do not like that Victorino is apparently injured. #


• What a steal! Utley is on FIRE! #


• C'mon Howard! #


• 2 walks in the inning! WTF? Yankees suck ass! #


• Parents should not spell "Jason" as "Jayson", it just makes them and their children look stupid. #


• C'mon Phils! Keep it goin! #


• 5 - zip... Keep it up Phils! Keep fightin! #


• Ruiz is awesome! Way to earn that pay buddy! Even if he is the lowest paid player on the team... #


• 6-1 Phils as we go into the 4th! #


• C'mon Phils! I need another sticker on the back of my truck! #


• Victorino is still in it... #


• Howard has struck out 11 times in this series... Keep that streak up buddy! #


• C'mon Lee... lets not just hand out the walks now. #


• Fuck I wish I had a Cheesesteak... #


• 6 - 2 Phils, going into the sixth... Phils just need to keep their Phever. #


• C'mon Phils... give me a reason to stay up late wednesday... #


• The Phillies sent A.J. Burnett to an early exit, and Cliff Lee has allowed two runs through five innings. #


• These guys were Yankees fans http://bit.ly/horsesex #


• Inning ends with a pop-up and a shattered bat... Someone got a cool trophy. How long till it's on eBay? #


• Alright Phils, we cannot rely on the Yankees continuing to suck... Lets get a few more runs eh? #


• Go Utley! 2 Homers in one night! #


• C'mon Howard! Don't be a bum! 12 strike-outs in one series is the wrong historical stat to match! #


• God damn... What the hell is going on? A double now another single... we need one more out in the worst way. #


• We went from a six run lead to a three run lead disturbingly fast. But we can hold the line. This is quality baseball. #


• Whew... Bottom of the 8th... still up... we WILL succeed. #


• C'mon Stairs... do what we pay you for! #


• Stairs is the oldest player in the Series... but he's knocked 20 out of the park this year... #


• Fuck my life... 2 outs, nobody on... this is no good. #


• Jimmy Rollins has to perform. #


• And that was NOT what we needed. #


• 3 more outs, and we take it. #


• C'mon Phils, I am missing precious sleep for this... We need 3 outs to go to the Bronx. #


• No team has ever come back to win after trailing by 3 or more hits in the ninth inning in the history of the World Series. #


• Lets hope the Yanks don't make history. #


• Two outs, but one run... we can work with that. #


• Strike 1! #


• Strike 2! #


• Damn it all... This is no good. LETS GO PHILS! #


• One more strike to go... #


• This is intense. #


• Pa-POW!!!! Going back to the Bronx! #


• Time to kick the Yankees ass on their home turf! #


• Septa is officially on strike. I am glad I am not in Philly, traffic is gonna be a real pain. #


• You've gotta love stuff like this... http://bit.ly/3Z0Yjr #


• So many good videos... so little time... http://bit.ly/8oBvG #


• Former Sailor Busted for Child Pornography. http://bit.ly/oxenham #


• I am sickened to admit how close I was to it. He's just lucky he didn't work for me when it happened. http://bit.ly/christopher_oxenham #


• Every SEPTA worker on strike should be fired. Finding replacements in this economy should not be difficult. #


• Unions are driving this country into the ground... they have already ruined the school system, now the SEPTA strike, what's next? #


• NAVSTA Mayport cracking down on using Cell Phones whilst driving... http://bit.ly/mayport_cell #


• Will there be a Game 7? Or World Series No. 27? #


• Today's Google Logo is AWESOME! http://i.imgur.com/BUbwb.jpg #


• Looks like Victorino WILL be in the line-up for the Phils going into game six. That's a good thing (I hope)... #yankeessuck #gophillies #


• I will say I am glad the Game isn't in Philly while SEPTA is on strike. I am glad Ed Rendell managed to hold SEPTA at bay long enough. #


• Ed Rendell is a good man, I wish he'd run for a national political position. He's one of the best Mayors Philly ever had. #


• Starting with Rollins at the bat... LETS GO PHILLIES! #yankeessuck #


• FML, already an out... #


• Not a good start... C'mon Phils! We can do this. #


• The Yankees still suck like no other team has ever sucked. #


• World Series commercials are no where near as good as SuperBowl commercials. #


• Zip - Zip going into the 2nd! I can live with that. #


• One on, one out... Philly can work with this. #yankeessuck #


• I've got high hopes. LET'S GO PHILS! #


• Bottom of the second, still no score. Now the Phils just need to ensure the Yanks continue to suck ass. #


• C'mon Pedro! #


• WTF?! A walk? Really? #


• FUCK!!! I fucking hate the Yankees. #


• Way to go Ruiz! #


• What the fuck Pedro? Pull this bum off the mound! #


• I am so sick of the song "New York" and this "Who's your daddy?" nonsense. Is New York really this uncreative? #yankeessuck #


• Pedro Martinez needs a hair cut. #


• All we need is 2 more strikes. #


• Holy shit... that could have been far worse. I hate Matsui! #


• 4-1 Yanks going into the 4th. Phils can still pull this out. Hopefully Kalas will rain down some love. #


• C'mon... we need game 7! #


• Nicely done Werth! #


• 2 on, 2 out, Philly has to do something. #


• Now we have to ask ourselves what the fuck is going on... What changed from last time? How do we fire it up? #


• What the Phillies need is some unbridled passion and motivation! #


• Why is Martinez still pitching? #


• We better start scoring... #


• If the Phils lose, they should fire all the striking SEPTA employees, that way Philly gets SOMETHING good out of it... #


• C'mon Phils!!! We need to SCORE! #


• Holy hell... #


• It's not over until it's over... #


• GO PHILS GO!!! #


• What the hell was Werth waiting for? #


• Ryan Howard hit a two-run homer in the sixth inning off Yankees starter Andy Pettitte. #


• Wow, even Yankees fans suck... #


• Support wounded Troops... Help Soldiers Angels get voice activated laptops for disabled troops home from the war. http://bit.ly/navyangel #


• Ruiz is certainly pulling his weight tonight. #


• Gorgeous steal by Rollins. #


• I am so damn tired... but I do not want to abandon my team... #


• Awesome play by Feliz. #


• Fuck my life... Congratulations New York. You certainly earned it... #27 You still suck... #


• At least they are not playing that retarded Jay-Z / Alicia Keys song about New York. I like both of them, but that song sucks balls. #


• I broke the door handle inside my truck. Its costing me $200 to fix the plastic handle. #


• BEHOLD! The wisdom of Quagmire... http://bit.ly/Quagmire #


• Here is a disturbing trend... 75% of Americans who are of age to serve in the Military are ineligible... http://bit.ly/fat_kids #


• 100 Best Movie Lines Ever, in 200 Seconds : http://bit.ly/best_movie_lines #


• Army claims Fort Hood Shooter yelled "Allahu Akbar!" before he shot... http://bit.ly/fort_hood_shooter #


• Random video goodness... http://bit.ly/randomvids #


• It was a really good movie... http://bit.ly/wolverine_trailer #


• Up and at'em bright and early... I'm all business in my suit... Yeah, I'm dressed for success from my head down to my boots... #

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