Twitter Weekly Updates

• I just qualified expert... In the dark. #


• "Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age." ~Anais Nin #


• I love shooting everyday. #


• is convinced that at least for now, he has the best job on earth. #


• The Balloon Boy thing was explained to me today... It turns out Michael Jackson was able to order out for delivery even in heaven... #


• "Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?" -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, LOVE IT! #


• Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Navy my brass to keep, I will shoot when I wake, I just hope my gun don't break. #


• To be able to compare the efficiency of various bullets, a math tool was created, the Ballistic Coefficient. Only a math major could love it #


• One more day of shooting, then two days of tests... Fun! #


• Quote of The Day:
  The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
  ~ Walter Bagehot #


• My new toy : http://bit.ly/Sy7rc #


• Want to stay married? Marry a younger, smarter woman. http://om.ly/ULNN . From @GuyKawasaki #


• Today seems almost creepily warm, and nice, even if it is humid. #


• "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ~Sigmund Freud #


• My classy lady... http://bit.ly/5FJLe #


• Is anyone interested in an invite to Google Voice? #


• USS Anzio seized 4 tons of Narcotics from a skiff in the Gulf of Aden, the haul has an estimated street value of $28 million. #


• This is funny... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1363379397.html #


• Holy Shit! http://bit.ly/2DHInO (RT from @rabidbadger) #


• Best story ever... And Short! http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/56305427.html #


• I puked in your purse... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lan/1273689551.html #


• Bees that drink human tears... http://bit.ly/3jstA2 #


• Best father's day rant ever... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1209237294.html #


• The first rule of shooting long distance is to calculate the ballistic path of the projectile using SWAG, Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. #


• “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” ~ Oscar Wilde #


• Fightin' Phils take game 1! My very lucky niece will be at game 2! Go Phillies! #


• President Obama is the first President to witness the return of fallen soldiers returning from war. It's about time! Well done Mr. President #


• Fuck the Patch Family! "Deb Patch" sued Louisville Slugger because her son got killed by a ball hit by one of their bats! RIDICULOUS! #


• Well, time to go do some instructing... #


• The Case for Afghanistan : http://bit.ly/case_for_afghanistan #


• I hate it when companies make it impossible to find how to buy their products online. #


• Important Electrical Safety Lesson... http://bit.ly/zap256 #


• RT @ProBlogger A Word About Selling Text Links http://b5m.cc/boE #


• SoldiersAngels.org is raising money to provide wounded warriors with voice-activated laptops. The goal is $140K http://bit.ly/navyangel #


• Project Valor - IT
  http://bit.ly/f67iS #


• What the FUCK Howard?! Why are the Phils playing like bums? 4 strike-outs in one night?! #


• Well... there is always game 3... #


• Dont jinx it gus! #


• FUCK MY LIFE!!!! #


• C'mon Philly! What the Fuck! Well... on to game 3. #


• The Yanks better be ready to play the next game on OUR Turf! Welcome to Broad Street Bitches! #


• Today brings my final exam... It's a written test... Can't I just shoot for score? #


• Looking for a snack? Try the Lufthansa menu: knuckles and lard -http://retwt.me/1J2Mr #


• Final Score... 97.5% ! #


• Tomorrow night... Yanks come to Philly... Prepare for the smack down! #


• Does anyone actually think Wanda Sykes is funny? #


• Your response has been awesome so far! The Navy team has raised about 15% more funds to support wounded troops. http://bit.ly/navyangel #


• The two dumbest criminals in history... http://bit.ly/Hheaz #


• Now that I have graduated , I am getting sick... #


• This is what I do... http://bit.ly/sitonyou #


• Just watched "Mirrors", don't waste your time or money. It's crap. #


• 3 - 0 Philly! I love my city! #


• God damn you New York! #


• Whew... finally made it home, just under ten hours on the road. #