Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

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Sometimes it is too late to ask for help…

Why I suck at math

There is no doubt in my mind that this photo more perfectly expresses why I suck at math than any words ever could. Don’t get me wrong, I am damn thankful that there are people out there who can understand what is on that board, but I will be the first to tell you that I am not among them.

I lust for you…

Now this is quite the voice message. All I can say is, if this did not win the heart of this woman, then I just don’t know what it would take…

Actually, I have no idea what goes through someones head that makes them this creepy. You can hear laughter in the background, so I am forced to hope this was an attempt at humor.

Reporter FAIL!

This is a great cross post from FAILBlog. The reporter seems to make an honest enough mistake, but it sure makes the story a lot more funny.

What I do…

When people ask me what I do for a living, I show them this video.


Tiny Dancer or Tony Danza?


song chart memes
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Hymn #365

A quick joke, from my friend Craig Monette…

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn’t appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis he said,
‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,

‘Shall We Gather at the River.’

I like Big Butts…

For some reason, everything sounds funnier, and a little better when sung by a barbershop quartet…


Feel free to leave links to your favorite barbershop quartet videos.

Men Screw Up Romance Sometimes

Sometimes, men and women have entirely different ideas of what is romantic. This would be one of those times…


Why people laugh at creationists 9

Sometimes we laugh at creationists because they are boldface liars…

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Quixotic Journey was intended to be a place where I could share thoughts, interesting articles and events going on in my life. I post as I travel, and as I monitor major events in the world, giving some thoughts and opinions along the way. Comments and feedback are always welcome!
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